Posting A) because it could use a signal boost, but also B) because it's pretty funny.
What pretty hair
What pretty locks you got there
What luck you got, it’s worth a centime my dear
A friend of mine is trying to sell her 20+ inches of virgin blonde hair so that she can pay her way to art school. Know a hair fetishist? Interested in wigs? Want to try your hand at Victorian hair sculpture?

There’s tawny, and there’s golden saffron
There’s flaxon, and there’s blonde!
There’s coarse, there’s straight, there’s fine and curly
There’s finer texture, ash looks fair!
Which makes it rare, but flaxen’s rarer…
Please feel free to repost.
Edited to include add link. Oops.
What pretty hair
What pretty locks you got there
What luck you got, it’s worth a centime my dear
A friend of mine is trying to sell her 20+ inches of virgin blonde hair so that she can pay her way to art school. Know a hair fetishist? Interested in wigs? Want to try your hand at Victorian hair sculpture?

There’s tawny, and there’s golden saffron
There’s flaxon, and there’s blonde!
There’s coarse, there’s straight, there’s fine and curly
There’s finer texture, ash looks fair!
Which makes it rare, but flaxen’s rarer…
Please feel free to repost.
Edited to include add link. Oops.